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The first thing you have to do is fill out this application. Sec.#______-___-_______ Driver's License#____________________ Boy Scout Rank:_____________Good Standing: Yes_____No_____ Home Address:_______________________________ City/State/Zip_____________________________ Home Phone#: (___)___________ Car Phone#:_______________ Pager#:__________ Do you own(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately.) In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.This Rules for Dating My Daughter You Cant Funny Fathers Day Gift T Shirt is available in various colors and styles including Standard, Mens, Ladies and Kids Tees, V-Necks, Tank Tops, Babie One-piece "Onesies", Hooded Pullovers and Barbecue Aprons perfect for Barbeque Season!There once was a little princess, and even at a tender age her beauty was evident. Some say she would grow up to be the most beautiful in all the land.I know this for a fact because the little princess lives in my house.Recently I met another dad who had the misfortune of having a dick of a son-in-law.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
One more thing, she does not take her phone to bed with her. But if you want to spend time with my girl, I will insist that you treat her like a lady.Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE. Name:________________________ Nickname/Alias:___________________ Date Of Birth:____/____/____ height:______ Weight:______ I. ________________________________________________________________ Church you attend_____________________ How often______________________ Best time to interview your pastor? Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________________________________________________ b. Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical history report from your doctor. ________________________________________________________________ In 30 words or less, what does "DON' T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?